lifeisliterallylimited:

This just in: brown people do not have normal skin.
as-seen-on-disney:

When you show your friend a picture on your phone, and they start going through your photos.
"If I told you that a flower bloomed in a dark room, would you trust it?"

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

Try concerts?

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frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

 Chαηεℓ

reginasmom:

“I Can’t Remember Where I Put My Phone Two Seconds Ago But I Vividly Remember Every Embarrassing Thing I’ve Said Or Done Since 2008” a book written by me

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